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| Junior Libby |
So in the last post, we talked about Holiday
Disasters....speaking of disasters, I forgot to share one of the stories! It's a great story too. This story is from Jenny Lund, and I am going
to let her tell you in her own words.
"The very first Christmas we were married, we decided
that our Christmas gift to Scott's family would be a beautiful Christmas
dinner, prepared by ME. We had received an awesome cookbook for our wedding
that had whole holiday meals planned with full-color pictures, so we decided
that we would do the complete Christmas meal: Shrimp Cocktail, Standing Rib
Roast with Yorkshire Pudding, Roasted
Potato Fans, Broccoli with Butter-Almond Sauce, Watercress, Pear, Endive, and
Walnut Salad, and Pumpernickel-Rye Bread, as well as Cranberry Swirl Cheesecake
and Chocolate Dipped Fruit.
"Sounds great, looks great in the pictures, but all
that takes three days to prepare and...the pumpernickel bread requires two cans
of beer. So Scott was required to go to the store and buy the beer, because I
sure wasn't going to, and besides, I had to cook. He made it through in manly
fashion, really pleased with himself that he hadn't seen anyone we knew.
“However, that batch didn't rise and I had to start over.
So, back again he went, feeling hopeful that he could get away cleanly again.
As he stood in line to buy the beer, he glanced over his shoulder and whom did
he see right behind him? Of course, our Sunday School teacher, whom we didn't
really know. Scott mumbled something lame about pumpernickel bread and saw the
look of "Ya, right, buddy" in his eyes and wanted to crawl under a
rock. He slinked home and announced that he was not going back again, even if
that meant no pumpernickel bread for our dinner.
"Luckily, the bread rose that time. But it turns out we
really don't like pumpernickel all that much."
Thanks Jenny, I love that story.
So next up....last week I told you about Chris Workman's
Holiday Roll fiasco...the food storage flour that is supposed to be good for 10
years, but is only good for 9? She
assures me that this recipe, when made with fresh flour, is always a hit. We're going to have to test this
theory...here's the recipe:
AUNT MILDRED’S REFRIGERATOR ROLLS
½ c. warm water
1 tsp. sugar
3 eggs, well beaten
½ c. sugar
½ c. butter or marg.2 tsp. salt
1 c. warm water
4 ½ c. flour
Dissolve yeast in the ½ c. warm water and 1 tsp. sugar. Microwave 1 c. water, ½ c. sugar, ½ c.
butter, and 2 tsp. salt. Let it cool to tepid.
In a big bowl beat eggs. Add the
cooled liquid and then the yeast mix. Add the flour, beating in-between. Beat until smooth. Dough will be soft. Cover and let it rise until double. About 1 hour.
Punch down, cover with foil. Put
in the refrigerator overnight.
Three and a half hours before serving, roll out half the
dough on a bread board. Brush with melted butter and sprinkle a tiny bit of
sugar over it. Roll up long way like a
jelly roll. Slice into 18 pieces. Brush muffin tins generously with melted
butter. Place piece of roll in tin. Flip over. Fill the rest. Let rise about 3 hours. Bake 8 to 10 minutes at 400. Loosen around the edges as soon as possible.
Antoinette Teglovic offered our next wonderful recipe. It has been in her family for 5 generations (okay, I made that up...sounds cool though, right?) Since I don’t cook (and my family is grateful), I will see if I can get my husband to make this for me!
JOSEPHINE'S DRESSING
pork lean
eggs
bread
carrots, celery, onion, garlic, mushrooms
parmesan. cheese
All veggies should be of a uniform size, cook them in olive oil
then drain and cool. Add chopped parsley, eggs, salt and pepper parm.
cheese (mom was Italian,) add cooked and cooled diced pork and cubed day old bread or rolls crest
removed. enough veg. or chicken stock to create very moist but not soaked
mixture. Place into oiled baking pan 350 degrees for ? It will depend on the
amount made. it will pull away from the sides and not be spongy to the touch. Golden
brown is nice.
Mom used one cup of bread, one half cup vegetables, and one
quarter cup meat per serving.
One egg for every four cups. Make lots for great sammies.
Next...a recipe from my family. One of my grandmothers was from Texas, her
great-something grandmother carried this recipe with her when she evacuated The
Alamo. (I’m kidding, of course). Seriously, this is not even my Grandmother’s
recipe, but she did make Divinity. The
recipe is from my friend Heike, passed down from her great-something who
carried it as she fled Hitler….ok, yeah, I made that up too. You are too quick for me today….anyway, here’s
the recipe:
PERFECT DIVINITY:
In 2 quart saucepan, combine 2 cups sugar, 1/2 cup light corn
syrup, 1/2 cup hot water, and 1/4 teaspoon salt. Cook and stir till sugar
dissolves and mixture comes to boiling. Cook to hard-ball stage (250 degrees)
without stirring (it's underlined in my recipe!). Wipe crystals from sides of
pan now and then with a fork wrapped in a damp cloth. Remove from heat.
Immediately beat 2 egg whites stiff; pour HOT syrup SLOWLY
over beaten whites while beating constantly at high speed with mixer, about 5
minutes. Add 1 teaspoon vanilla and beat until mixture forms soft peaks and
begins to lose its gloss (this is the fun part! Heads leaning over the bowl
"Is it losing its gloss? I think it is almost there! No, not quite yet.
It's there! The gloss is gone! Hurry! Stop beating!")
Add 1/2 cup chopped nuts if desired. Drop divinity from a
teaspoon, pushing off with a second spoon, onto a cookie sheet covered with
waxed paper. Twirl top as you put the divinity on the cookie sheet. If divinity
becomes too stiff for twirling, add a few drops of water.

I love Jenny's dinner story. So funny :) I've had similar things happen to me (not with beer :) )
ReplyDeleteYour posts are so fun to read Leslie! I love your writing! keep it coming!
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ReplyDeleteGreat post--love the story from Jenny and the recipes look yummy! :) Thanks!
ReplyDeleteThat's a fantastic story, Jenny!
ReplyDeleteWe bought beer in our last place to kill the slugs in our garden. (I made Ryan buy it.) :) And we told our kids it was pesticide and kept it in the shed with the other fertilizers/bug killers.